Why God Made Wine

Time to take a look back at my past week and a half. NONE of this is embellished.

• Exhub2 landed in the hospital with some pretty scary shit going on.
• Baby sister received her own medical diagnosis with more testing to go.
• I found out a friend stopped talking to me a year and a half ago because he was in love with me and couldn't stand to be around me.
• Middle sister got divorced.
• I outed a potential cheater to his live-in girlfriend and she kicked him out.
• A group of people I had respect for showed that it wasn't mutual.
• I had to sit through an orchestra concert.
• Big dog sliced up my curtains.
• Little dog reduced my shoe-load by two pair
• I was asked if my boobs were real
• A very good friend is struggling with marital issues.
• A friend lost her son.
• I got passed over for a canine.
• Oh, and I got my period.

What's the saying? God doesn't give you more than you can handle? I'm pleading with you - stop telling Him I'm a freaking super hero!!

And bring more wine.