LA. DI. DA

A ton of my friends (well, in all honesty maybe only one or two, three at the most - it just sounds more dramatic to say a TON - oh, and cue the 'Adopt a Pet' stock music in three, two, one...) have been expressing concern lately that I am too jaded, too cynical, being too self-deprecating and making fun of myself too damn much.

I think that if you're good at something, REALLY REALLY good at something, you should keep doing it.  Unless it's snorting coke.  Then you should stop.  Or eating deodorant.  Yep, you should stop.

Making fun of myself is on my short list of things I do REALLY REALLY well.  And like the other things I do REALLY REALLY well, I'd like to keep doing it.

Not to mention, there's a new word out there that ya'll should keep in mind.  SARCASM.  The 'c' sounds like a 'k' for you newbies and it ends in -asm, just like one of my all time favorite words.

Come to think of it, my other favorite -asm word is both a noun AND a verb!  How did I get so lucky?!?!

But because these TON of  people are my friends, I wrote them a little ditty:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

No need for a straight jacket

Any time soon.

Oh, and...

Pbllllffffttt!

It's sweet that they're concerned and all, so to show my appreciation, there will be a detour today from the normal content of this blog while we enjoy some f#@king kittens and rainbows.

Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Drank up all the wine...BAD KITTY!

And because you deserve it, a bonus UNICORN!  Score!