Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend

Well hush my mouth!  (no, really - you should).  My daddy just called me a Cougar.  All because I stated a lustful whimsy for Cleveland Indians center fielder and resident heart throb Grady Sizemore.

Do you blame me?











Look at his stats:
Oops!  I said STATS, not ABS!!

Cleveland Indians — No. 24
Center fielder
Born: August 2, 1982 (age 28) Seattle, Washington
Bats: Left	Throws: Left
MLB debut
July 21, 2004 for the Cleveland Indians[1]
Career statistics (through 2010 season)
Batting average	.272
Home runs	129
Runs batted in	426
Stolen bases	134
Teams
Cleveland Indians (2004–present)
Career highlights and awards
3x All-Star selection (2006, 2007, 2008) 2x Gold Glove Award winner (2007, 2008) Silver Slugger Award winner (2008) Heart & Hustle Award winner (2008) Led AL in runs in 2006 Led AL in doubles in 2006

In addition,  to being 6'2" and 200 pounds, he became one of only two players in MLB history to have at least 50 doubles, 10 triples, 25 home runs, and 20 stolen bases in a single season (2006)  AND his first game out after a complicated knee rehab (today)...he hit a HOMER (See here:  Grady's Homer) and went 2 for 4 from the lead-off position!   Baseball is such a sexy sport.  ....."I don't care if I ever get back..."



So sure, Dad...call the Kettle Black and say that you've raised a Cougar (although I don't think you're called a Cougar, so that isn't necessarily calling the Kettle Black...but you know what I mean!). I'll cop to it.  Do you blame me?


I'm gonna work on sliding into home.