In 2ish hours, it will be Tuesday

It's Monday.

• I don't regret that I only had sons.  

1. Reason 1:  Over the weekend, both boys painted their nails (MUCH to the chagrin of their father.)  I didn't KNOW that the lip gloss/chap stick basket came with 4 nail polishes.  However, I thought their creative use of patterns with the colors was sweet!!  
2. Reason 2:  This evening, the two little ones are both pissed at me.  One because I wouldn't buy him another Care Bear at the thrift store and the other because he couldn't watch iCarly.  
3. Explanation:  So no, I don't regret that I gave BIRTH to sons...because right now I am raising pubescent girls.

• Did you know that one Reese's Peanut Egg has 170 calories in it?  It's ONLY 2.25 inches long.  That equates to a little over 75 calories per inch!

• In other inch news, a normal male ejaculation is only 5 calories...so the excuse of "Sorry honey, but I'm just getting too chubby" doesn't fly.

• In the world of Supply and Demand, the supply of chocolate in my house isn't the issue...it's squelching the demand that is.

And the main feature:

• Lady Gaga is a godmother.  Yes.  I KNOW.  Can you IMAGINE what she gets the kid for his birthday?  And who's the lucky rugrat?  None other than the offspring of Sir Elton John and his husband David Furnish (um hello....where the HECK have you been all my life??  Oh.  Probably not liking girls.)  I love this quote from KidGlue.com regarding the odd 'knighting':  When picking godparents out for your children, you probably didn’t have to consider whether you’d make, “has a tendency to wear clothing made of food” or, “showed up at the Grammy’s in a giant egg” were deal breakers.  But you’re not Sir Elton John.     The article goes on to talk about a Barbara Walters interview with Sir John and David that will air on a special 20/20.  Feast on this:  “When you get to the real person underneath, there’s a simple girl who loves her parents,” Sir Elton told Walters.  David Furnish also pointed out that someday, Gaga will be able to help their son navigate the world of music and celebrity he’s been born into.  “Zachary’s going to inherit an incredible musical legacy from his father one day, and she will be a good person to guide him through the ins and outs of the music business, ’cause she sure knows everything about the business now,” he told Walters.

Three important points arise from this:  1 - what did she wear to the baptism?  2 - Sir Elton REALLY thinks that Gaga's got longevity chops?  3.  David, I don't have John's money, but CALL ME!!!