Random

After over 25 years of shaving my legs, I STILL can’t NOT cut myself.

No, I was NOT looking at YOU, Mr. Beer Gut. But can I have a modicum of your self confidence?

Never leave the house without band aids, feminine products, baby wipes and Tide to Go. Especially if you are in a white linen skirt and new sandals. And you've been bitchier than usual.

The Pikachu ring that your kindergartner ‘won’ at the local arcade will break within 2 minutes of getting home…and will keep him up all night.

It’s always handy to have super glue at home so you can be SUPER MOM. (see above).

Don’t leave your Double Fiber English muffin on the counter and not expect the dog to eat it. And then not expect her to poop immediately.

No matter what your horoscope says…it’s NEVER the ‘right’ time to tell them how you feel. Regardless of whom ‘THEY’ are.

My 4-year old has worse 'road rage' than I do.

It only makes sense that the hot men are at the one place that I will never go.  The gym.

You start opening up about life...in a blog...and your mom will read it.