"Jen's Men"

This morning I came up with the most amazing business idea ever.  (and if it's already been done, don't burst my bubble).  I'm going to need a stable of stallions, first off.  Men, not the Equus ferus caballus variety.  I am going to start an escort service called "Jen's Men," marketing motto: Yes, You CAN Do It Yourself, but WHY Should You?  My mission statement:  Give every woman like myself the opportunity to get what she really needs from a man.

So, if you're one of my male friends reading this, how about joining the business.  Trust me.  Women don't care about looks, your career, the type of car you drive, your intelligence - or lack thereof, whether you're married or single. She just cares about your skills.

Your garbage-taking-out skills, your snow shoveling and snow-from-the-car-removal skills, your spider killing skills, your scooping poop skills, washing the dog skills, moving furniture skills, washing the car skills, your removing-the-gunk-from-the kitchen-pipes skills.

I foresee success!

Have a wonderful snowy Tuesday!